oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

queenmisiu:

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

ugh no dont go for the nerds like
they tend to be really wrapped up in their stupid nerd egos and their stupid work and really inconsiderate of other people’s emotions and like out of touch from everything 
date someone who gets u and makes you happy

queenmisiu:

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

ugh no dont go for the nerds like

they tend to be really wrapped up in their stupid nerd egos and their stupid work and really inconsiderate of other people’s emotions and like out of touch from everything 

date someone who gets u and makes you happy

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

herosneverdie:

kittenb0ness:

anon02love:

doctorkatelyn:

youtubekillsme:

dendenmusume:

fuckyeahhyugiohyaoi:

stayfearless134:

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

Yes, please reblog

Do it. Now.

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

I promise.

I promise to the white board, on the bed. In the United States of Tumblr. And to be the blog, with an awesome url, one blog, under promise, fangirl craziness, with the justice of those pretty bedsheets. - my edition of the promise

… I’m… gonna do this today.


I can’t promise. But I hope my followers can

herosneverdie:

kittenb0ness:

anon02love:

doctorkatelyn:

youtubekillsme:

dendenmusume:

fuckyeahhyugiohyaoi:

stayfearless134:

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

Yes, please reblog

Do it. Now.

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

I promise.

I promise to the white board, on the bed. In the United States of Tumblr. And to be the blog, with an awesome url, one blog, under promise, fangirl craziness, with the justice of those pretty bedsheets. - my edition of the promise

… I’m… gonna do this today.

I can’t promise. But I hope my followers can
This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

arseniccupcakes:

billlboard-charts:

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification

Champagne:

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Dry Martini:

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Margarita:

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Pina Colada:

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Sake:

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Scotch:

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Tequila:

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Vodka:

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someone make dresses out of these patterns

holy cow

thenagger:

She is not entirely wrong about this.

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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torosaurus:

oh my god you don’t understand how much i want to kiss you

or watch movies with you

or fall asleep with you

or drink coffee with you

or cuddle with you

or hold your hand

or go to amusement parks with you

or watch concerts with you 

or bake with you

i want to do everything with you 

exhists:

do u ever just feel bored of everything like is this what life’s really about 

kittiepawz:

I find it weird that our culture has sexualised every inch of the female body to the point where it’s now had to resort to sexualising an empty space between our thighs

getsby:

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

findingmyrecovery:

If you relapsed today IT’S OKAY. Everyone slips and everyone struggles with the recovery process. You are not a failure, weak, or stupid for relapsing. Do not give up on recovery because you slipped up. You can do this.

Cute Strawberry